i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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