I must be too annoying 4 u.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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