On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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