So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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