I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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