JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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