glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
worst night to have a conscience
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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