My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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