Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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