I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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