you guys were way drunker than both of me
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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