if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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