everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
