God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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