So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Someone shit on the floor
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I got inside last night via doggy door
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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