There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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