im gay
i know
yea but for you.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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