So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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