Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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