Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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