no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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