i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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