My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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