I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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