sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize