Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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