try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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