Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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