I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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