I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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