Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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