I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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