I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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