you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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