You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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