Plan B is the new Plan A
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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