i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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