What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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