I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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