Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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