sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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