How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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