Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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