Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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