so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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