do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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