An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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