I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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