Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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