Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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