have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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