I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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