we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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