If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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